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Crypt TV Launches New Site Crypt Haunt To Connect You With The Best Halloween...
It’s that amazing time of year, Halloween season. One of the best parts of Halloween are creeping down the scary halls of haunts waiting for something to jump out at you or for someone to grab you....
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Road to Death House Part 4: Open Letter
Friday. November 11th. Death House is officially done. Like the 2016 election, it will soon be in the hands of the people to make their decision. Hear my personal views on this film at 22:30 here on...
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Suspension of Disbelief in Film Dysmorphia
Sit through this annoying video up until the 5:00 mark. The fan boy “host” in the above video talks in attention deficit tweets with jump cut “hip” editing to spill out his unabashed respect and love...
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Critical Thinking
Actress and well known horror star, Caroline Williams tweeted an article this morning that dovetailed with several previous Cynema posts. Director Brett Ratner called out the dangers of aggregate film...
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Who Ya Gonna Call Out?
Cynema is not a film review series. Ghostbusters 2016 got a lot of shit before it was released. This article is a companion piece to my previous “Critical Thinking” essay. Ghostbusters 2016 is not...
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Attack of the Rotten Tomatoes
Rotten Tomatoes ruined the summer 2017 boxoffice. The New York Times published this article on film review aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes (read here). The site has been around almost twenty years. I...
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We Need To Talk About Michael
News of Jamie Lee Curtis’s return to the long-running Halloween franchise almost broke the Internet a few weeks ago. Some online posts were akin to The Beatles US arrival or the announcement of The...
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The Assassination of Tara Reid
“How many more years are [the media] going to pick on me? There’re other new young bad girls. Move on to someone else.” – Tara Reid Putting it on the table…why Tara Reid? “But I keep working. I keep...
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Short Horror Film ‘Agatha’ Racks Up 800K Views in Four Days – Watch It Here
The short horror film Agatha is taking the genre by storm. Fresh off its festival tour, the film has now premiered on Crypt TV and received nearly 800k views in just its first four days. In Agatha,...
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GODZILLA VS. CYNEMA
Cynema or Not Cynema I started this blog not to review movies, but to examine the effects of cynicism on filmmaking. If you go through these posts you’ll find they aren’t reviews but rather how we view...
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